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Email Love: Volume 2 Updated

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The second installment of email love. (click here if you missed the first one)

I love getting email from everyone…..and especially look forward to these:

 

I’m sure you’ll just delete this email but I’m concerned about you letting your daughter sell beer. Seriously, what kind of message is this sending?
-Thank you for the concern. Full disclosure: I’ve received several emails on this issue since my last email love installment. Just to clarify, I draw the line when she tries to distribute alcohol to other children.  I love her entrepreneurial spirit….and honestly there’s just more demand for beer than lemonade these days.  She even tries to sell beer to Lisa during office hours:

I guess I should just get everything out in the open right now:
:: Boo has a TV in her room.
:: Boo has a TV in her playroom.
:: Boo watches PG-13 movies.
:: Boo’s only required to take a shower every 3 days.
:: Boo gets a haircut….when I chop off the end of her ponytail.
:: Boo eats popcorn for dinner a few days a week. So do I.
:: When Mr. LBB is out of town, Boo has no bedtime.
:: Boo drives a Bobcat:

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Google Searches

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Oh how I love looking through my Google analytics. A few random searches that brought people to Lil Blue Boo in the last 30 days (in italics):

 

you make fun of me being on Facebook so much when you must be on as much to notice.
Dang, someone is going to get schooled…..

got a booty implant before and after pics.
I think I’ve Googled that before.

ric flair’s stalker.
You can’t stalk Ric Flair.

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Email Love

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Hater email version 1 via lilblueboo.comHere are a few excerpts from emails I’ve saved over the last few years of some doozies that pretty much made my day. A few even came from the same email address. Unfortunately my email folder labeled “Crazy People” was lost when my hard drive crashed so I lost the best of the best……so these will have to do.  Names have been removed to protect the innocent. Enjoy!

 

“It has come to my attention that you have your laptop while on vacation……for you to say you don’t have access to a computer is dishonest.”
Caught me….although, at the time I replied, I did happen to be on the beach.

 

“This [tutorial] is lame.”
And thank you for taking the time to let me know.

 

“You aren’t by chance going through my Twitter followers and trying to pick up fans are you?”
I wish. I could use some more Twitter followers.


“I’ve sent you several emails and still haven’t heard back from you.  I think it’s pretty rude that you couldn’t take a few minutes out of your day to respond to my question.”
I’m so sorry.  I was in the hospital. No really, I was!


“Letting your daughter sell beer? You just lost a follower.”
Okay.

 

“I don’t get Lil Blue Boo…..or her scary little dolls.”
I don’t get this comment.

 

“Nice candy dress you made your daughter. I’m sure the Willy Wonka Candy Company would love to know that you are using their copyrighted image.  Don’t worry….I emailed them for you.”
Should I lawyer up?

 

“I went through all of your past eBay purchases and saw that you purchased NEW shirts for those dresses.”
This sounds a bit stalkerish.


“My wife is forcing me to send this. Please count this as an entry into the giveaway.”
A new fan!

 

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