Me: It’s kind of sad, but if I had died last October, think about all the random crap of mine you would have had to get rid of.
Mr. LBB: I probably would have just sold the house.
Me: You’d still have to move all the stuff. Unless you just abandoned it…..like Pompeii. Then people would come and photograph our abandoned house.
Mr. LBB: Yep.
Me: If anything happened to you, you know what would happen? I’d be like: Anyone want this ONE drawer?
It’s true. Mr. LBB keeps nothing material. He has one little area in the house where he keeps his things…..a few hats, a phone charger, sunglasses, a drawer with some odds and ends:
He only uses 2 of his bathroom vanity drawers….I’ve generously filled the other 4 for him (and we each have our own vanity….so that means I have a total of TEN drawers).
I think he used to have way more stuff…..but I gave it all to goodwill. I didn’t want anyone to think we were hoarders.*
*Hoarding might be genetic. I helped my mother organize 4,000 cassette tapes last summer…..all copied from CDs. (We didn’t organize the CDs…it’s common knowledge that if you copy them onto cassette tapes, the CDs become obsolete.)
Note: For anyone keeping count, I just realized all my recent posts have been depressing…..dead dinosaurs, girls dying at Pompeii and their lack of carpets, it taking 4.9 years for my hair to grow back, my fear of cars, and creepy babies……so don’t forget the corn on the cob post and national doughnut day…..it evens out 😉 Oh, and I met The Gambler.
