Here are a few excerpts from emails I’ve saved over the last few years of some doozies that pretty much made my day. A few even came from the same email address. Unfortunately my email folder labeled “Crazy People” was lost when my hard drive crashed so I lost the best of the best……so these will have to do.  Names have been removed to protect the innocent. Enjoy!

“It has come to my attention that you have your laptop while on vacation……for you to say you don’t have access to a computer is dishonest.”
Caught me….although, at the time I replied, I did happen to be on the beach.

“This [tutorial] is lame.”
And thank you for taking the time to let me know.

“You aren’t by chance going through my Twitter followers and trying to pick up fans are you?”
I wish. I could use some more Twitter followers.

“I’ve sent you several emails and still haven’t heard back from you.  I think it’s pretty rude that you couldn’t take a few minutes out of your day to respond to my question.”
I’m so sorry.  I was in the hospital. No really, I was!

“Letting your daughter sell beer? You just lost a follower.”
Okay.

“I don’t get Lil Blue Boo…..or her scary little dolls.”
I don’t get this comment.

“Nice candy dress you made your daughter. I’m sure the Willy Wonka Candy Company would love to know that you are using their copyrighted image.  Don’t worry….I emailed them for you.”
Should I lawyer up?

“I went through all of your past eBay purchases and saw that you purchased NEW shirts for those dresses.”
This sounds a bit stalkerish.

“My wife is forcing me to send this. Please count this as an entry into the giveaway.”
A new fan!