While visiting NC this summer, my mom and I took Boo to the Mast General Store. It’s a kid’s dream come true…old vintage toys and barrels and barrels of candy to buy by the pound. We told her she could pick anything out of the entire store……..and she chose a rubber chicken that has a liquid filled egg pop in and out when you squeeze it.

Me: That’s what you want?
Boo: Yep.
Me: What about some candy?
Boo: Nope, just the turkey (she insisted it was a turkey, not a chicken).
Me: I don’t think Grandma will like it, right Grandma?
Grandma (my mom): Oh I like it, I bought the same rubber chicken the last time I was here.

True story.