The back of my head is bruised…so is my chin, lip and shoulder:

I have this pinched nerve in my upper back and last night about 2am I went to get some ice water in the kitchen. The last thing I remember is leaning on the counter to catch my breath (because it’s really hard work walking from the bedroom to the kitchen, right?)…….and next thing I knew I woke up on the floor.

What the heck? I decided to sleep on the floor? When was that a good idea…..

And….. for a second….. I thought about just going back to sleep…… on the floor. Then I spent 10 minutes trying to get OFF the floor…..because a pinched nerve automatically makes you an invalid. Then I went back to bed like nothing happened.

Mr. LBB woke up around 6:30am and said “Want to go to Keedy’s for breakfast?”

Me: Sure. But could you tell me how bad I look right now?
Mr. LBB: What?!
Me: I think I fell face first into the kitchen counter last night.
Mr. LBB: Do you think you have a concussion?
Me: No. But I wish we had security cameras…..that video would be classic.

……..and I feel like I’m missing another 5 minutes from my life. I wish I’d at least had a few drinks…..it would have made a better story.

In other news….Lisa (the chicken) laid an egg!

I feel like a proud parent.

And this…..

…….is how the universe keeps in balance.