haters Archives - Ashley Hackshaw / Lil Blue Boo

You all crack me up. I loved all your comments from yesterday on the Email Love post.

A few of my favorites:

Melissa: Ok, If I have to be the first one to be negative, so be it. This is out of control…how do you expect the chickens of the world to be individuals with their OWN needs and desires if they are ALL CALLED LISA???????

Meghan: I love the saying: Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Pamela: I don’t have any chickens, but I will name the next egg I cook after you…. and lisa if it’s a two egg omelet.

And how ironic that everyone is on pins and needles for my inbox to fill up with complaints and insults. That made me laugh out loud a few times.

It annoys me that so many of you get hater mail too. Just forward them on to me. It’s like Christmas. Don’t let them get to you…..maybe the person on the other end is just having a really bad day:

If you get more than one from the same person, then you can start a “cuckoo” folder. I have a few of those. I heart them. They must read my blog several times a day so they are actually being kind of supportive, right?

P.S. I encourage you to take this “How to tell if you are a Troll” quiz over at the Bloggess. (eff word alert) I love her (in kind of a creepy stalker way)…..and her book is hysterical. I could never be an Internet troll…..I’m too lazy….and can never get my comments to post…..because I can never remember my passwords.

P.P.S. And I’m seriously contemplating the next dress being “Beer Delivery Girl”….

Here are a few excerpts from emails I’ve saved over the last few years of some doozies that pretty much made my day. A few even came from the same email address. Unfortunately my email folder labeled “Crazy People” was lost when my hard drive crashed so I lost the best of the best……so these will have to do. Names have been removed to protect the innocent. Enjoy!

“It has come to my attention that you have your laptop while on vacation……for you to say you don’t have access to a computer is dishonest.”
Caught me….although, at the time I replied, I did happen to be on the beach.

“This [tutorial] is lame.”
And thank you for taking the time to let me know.

“You aren’t by chance going through my Twitter followers and trying to pick up fans are you?”
I wish. I could use some more Twitter followers.

“I’ve sent you several emails and still haven’t heard back from you. I think it’s pretty rude that you couldn’t take a few minutes out of your day to respond to my question.”
I’m so sorry. I was in the hospital. No really, I was!

“Letting your daughter sell beer? You just lost a follower.”
Okay.

“I don’t get Lil Blue Boo…..or her scary little dolls.”
I don’t get this comment.

“Nice candy dress you made your daughter. I’m sure the Willy Wonka Candy Company would love to know that you are using their copyrighted image. Don’t worry….I emailed them for you.”
Should I lawyer up?

“I went through all of your past eBay purchases and saw that you purchased NEW shirts for those dresses.”
This sounds a bit stalkerish.

“My wife is forcing me to send this. Please count this as an entry into the giveaway.”
A new fan!